Y'all bitch about AI destroying the planet, taking yer jobs, this and that, but you can't stop using it to "translate" your nonsense to LinkedIn Speak, can you?
How about using this here thing from the same Kagi: https://kagi.com/smallweb
Kagi Small Web

Discover the small web - personal blogs, independent YouTube channels, and webcomics from genuine humans on the internet.

@32x33 That's really cool. And it doesn't require a Kagi login like search does. But also, giggle.
@cR0w Comes with the territory. No pun intended(?)
@32x33 it's FaceApp all over again...

@32x33 It feels like something that could be done with yacc with a fraction of the resources.

(I have vague memories of a "valley girl speak" compiler in the mid-80's 🤔)

@TallSimon I'm sure you can implement this with 5 lines of Perl in 1998.

@32x33 How did you know 1998 was peak Perl in my world?! 😮

Still, there's a certain minimalist joy in slaying a problem with yacc, lex and m4.

@TallSimon We don't talk about m4. I have Sendmail PTSD.