NETANYAHU: I need 19 billion dollars so I can bomb a school for girls

TRUMP: 🇺🇸💪🏻🦅 approved!

ARGENTINA: I need 14 billion dollars for strategic oh shit I fucked up my economy purposes

TRUMP: 🇺🇸💪🏻🦅 approved!

QATAR: I need 12 billion dollars to build an air force base in Idaho

TRUMP: 🇺🇸💪🏻🦅 approved!

HEGSETH: I need 1 and a half trillion dollars to specifically fuck up some brown people and probably murder a mom or two lol

TRUMP: 🇺🇸💪🏻🦅 approved!

AVERAGE AMERICAN: hey it's like getting really hard to do things like eat and live and exist and pay for medications and I lost my job and my wife got cancer and my student loans are somehow paid in full and also I still owe 180% of the principle and it pretty much requires a small mortgage to fill the gas tank now can we maybe get a little relief?

TRUMP: 🇺🇸💪🏻🦅 no!