Mastodawn

What I want is a rugged shopping trolley with suspension and styled like a gaming PC....

Penis havers need shopping trolleys too! With names like "MAX" and "PRO"

@Lazarou DIY 😁

@thejessiekirk oh I'm not that handy, and I have too many projects on as it is!

@Lazarou I have this idea of spraying a trolley with black automotive paint, fitting boggies and double suspension and adding LED strips tho...

this is exactly the sort of thing I mean!

@Lazarou And we call it a Shopping Chariot - a tough war machine for the urban environment.

@Lazarou A tactical shopping trolley for protein acquisition missions

@roomaroo @Lazarou I think @GayDeceiver would have some insight into this

@Lazarou It's the inverse of "shrink it and pink it". MAX it and black it