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Mar 17 at 2:36pmWeb
Show threadMichael WeissMar 17
@lowqualityfacts that one really is a Whopper.
Show threadMinisterofimpedimentsMar 17
@lowqualityfacts
…and do you know when most people’s BK burger is cooked? 9-10 am. Their burgers are (maybe were but I doubt it changed) cooked, then put (together) into a drawer full of partially cooked patties. When you order one they flop one onto the grill for the grill marks and then onto the bun. Enjoy!
PS…don’t ask about the coffee. I highly doubt that has changed either.
PPS…it’s not coffee.
Show threadBlack Metal Stu🇺🇦🇮🇱Mar 17
@lowqualityfacts
Now I'd like a Ribwich.
Show threadFaraiweMar 17
@lowqualityfacts Adjudicated: plausible.
Show threadJennifer DeseoMar 17
@lowqualityfacts Really? Could have sworn I tasted opossum.
Show threadB@1tyMar 17
@lowqualityfacts AHH, lips, hooves and arseholes.
Show threadStarkRGMar 17
@lowqualityfacts It's funny how often sci-fi stories include the idea that lab-grown human flesh would become extremely popular. And I'm honestly not sure I wouldn't try it should samples be made available. My stomach's kind of churning a little at the idea, so maybe not, but I'm still slightly curious.
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himMar 17

@StarkRG @lowqualityfacts

If any of the times I've smelled us cook are any indication, we taste like gross pork

Show threadStarkRGMar 17
@TeflonTrout @lowqualityfacts A lot of the bad smell that would be burning hair and flesh rather than actually cooking. Properly-prepared, I think human flesh would probably be closer to non-gross pork.
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himMar 17

@StarkRG @lowqualityfacts

That 1. makes sense 2. is more than enough of those memories for the year... on second thought I'll also skip the This is Fine emoji

Show threadAutumn ThiesingMar 17
@lowqualityfacts I knew there was a reason I liked Burger King more than McDonald's! 😉😚
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himMar 17
@lowqualityfacts Hell yes, one amalgawhopper pls
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurMar 17
@lowqualityfacts
But no soy.
Right, Mr Facts?
Show threadFelis_Catus_DomesticusMar 17
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Show threadSean C.Mar 17
@lowqualityfacts why i usually stick to their original chicken sandwich (the long one)
Show threadUnus NemoMar 17

@lowqualityfacts

Okay, the quality of your facts is getting way to high! Something must be done, I'll probably take a nap. That usually fixes things up just fine. I take a nap and forget about it 😉.

Show threadzendao42Apr 2
@lowqualityfacts
That's why I stick with the Impossible Whoppers