My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
You forgot the quinoa.
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
The last time I was hanging out on Lemmy eating a fresh LGBTQ+ and had some of that white gooey Q running from the corner of my mouth into my beard, I had like 3 little sysadmins follow me home. Then my wife gets all weird and comes outside to shoo them away with a broom, yelling about how we already use Linux. And I’m like girl don’t be so hasty to run them off – see if you can borrow some of those thigh-high stockings first!