I start looking up bondage mitts online. I see one kink-specific item available for USD$85. I stare at it for several moments, dead-eyed. Sighing, I start browsing Walmart Dot Com, where medical restraint mitts are available for USD$14 ...
(But, uh, seriously, if anyone can offer me halfway-decent recommendations that don't cost more than a modern video game, that'd be sweet)