Ek-Hou-Van-BraaiMar 15

No Microslop for me

https://piefed.social/c/programmer_humor/p/1880684/no-microslop-for-me

Show threadbridgeburnerMar 15
Dude how many qualifications do you have that you can turn down a job offer in this economy over such a rather minor inconvenience?!
Show threadGenosseFlosseMar 15
Dude, that’s like hiring a truck driver and telling him his lorry will be pulled by 4 horses.
Show threadbstixMar 15
If they want to pay me to deliver stuff on a unicycle, I’ll be delivering stuff on a unicycle. Do I want to ride a unicycle? Depends on the pay.
Show threadtomjuggler
As someone who rides a unicycle professionally: what type of unicycle? Is the company specifying a particular brand because I only ride Nimbus.
Mar 17 at 7:51amWeb
Show threadbstixMar 17

I’m afraid you’re overqualified. It’s an entry-level job.

Perhaps someone with higher standards like you would be a better fit for our penny-farthing department.