Ek-Hou-Van-BraaiMar 15

No Microslop for me

https://piefed.social/c/programmer_humor/p/1880684/no-microslop-for-me

Show threadbridgeburnerMar 15
Dude how many qualifications do you have that you can turn down a job offer in this economy over such a rather minor inconvenience?!
Show threadGenosseFlosseMar 15
Dude, that’s like hiring a truck driver and telling him his lorry will be pulled by 4 horses.
Show threadbstix
If they want to pay me to deliver stuff on a unicycle, I’ll be delivering stuff on a unicycle. Do I want to ride a unicycle? Depends on the pay.
Mar 15 at 9:27pmWeb
Show threadBrave Little Hitachi WandMar 15
It is a mistake to see oneself as a mercenary in this way. We should all be the happier if objectionable jobs were harder to staff.
Show threadbstixMar 16
Sure, but it’s difficult to classify which jobs are objectionable and what the price should be for someone to do them anyway.
Show threadtomjuggler5d ago
As someone who rides a unicycle professionally: what type of unicycle? Is the company specifying a particular brand because I only ride Nimbus.
Show threadbstix5d ago

I’m afraid you’re overqualified. It’s an entry-level job.

Perhaps someone with higher standards like you would be a better fit for our penny-farthing department.