Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Unhinged Wizard Pin. This is Gandalf whenever someone asks why they didn't just fly to Mordor on the giant eagles.
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If Gandalf had a gun he would have pointed it at Merry and Pippin countless times over their constant bullshit.
@lowqualityfacts do try to remember that the gawdawful Peter Jackson movies invented stupid shit for Merry and Pippin to do, which was not in the actual text
@lowqualityfacts He's a wizard!!! Why for he need a gun?!? Maybe he's a faux wiz.
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It's not Gandalf, it's Gabber-Gandalf (does anyone except me remember Lord of the Weed?). Fuck firework I just didn't hit it!

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"One does not just ... Fly into Mordor"

@lowqualityfacts Yeah but why did they not justr ... OKOK
"Elvish motherf*r, do you speak it?"
@lowqualityfacts clearly the eagle king had a non-aggression pact with Sauron til later in the war.

@detritus @lowqualityfacts

i filled up 2/28/2026 for $2.86

today i see prices from $3.75-$3.89

i have a hybrid which is getting 50-55 mpg so i'm not in a bad spot, but....

thanks maga, you idiots