MissConstrue1d ago

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5783688-senate-floor-takeover-save-america-act/

So, the Guardians of Pedophiles (#GOP) really want to disenfranchise women. The #SAVE Act, if passed as written, will remove the right to vote from anyone who has changed their name.

Everyone in the country will be Unregistered To Vote, and will have to reregister, In Person (!) before the deadline for November elections. If you are a man, you will need a certified copy of your birth certificate. If you are a married woman, you will need certified copies of your birth certificate AND your marriage license. You will need to present those AND your ID at the polling place, every time you want to vote. Every time.

I think I’m gonna start a PAC that will pay the filing fee for every woman who wants to divorce her republican husband or needs to go to court to have her name changed back to birth name. Call it AuntieFa’s Matriarchy For The Future Fund. (We can workshop the name.)

Show threadNetraven1d ago
@MissConstrue since the government is pretending antifa is real, you'd probably be called a terrorist and jailed for life. "The Anti-fascist Matriarchy for the Future Fund" however, cannot be mistaken for a previous "group" that doesn't even exist in the first place.
Show threadMissConstrue1d ago
@Netraven Oh, the way things are going, I'm surprised I haven't been picked up yet, I'll be honest.
Show threadNetraven1d ago

@MissConstrue they tried once, but I pretended I was completely bonkers.

Did you know NASA is afraid to go back to the moon because the moon is infested with werewolves. It's their natural environment and they're strongest there. That's why the moon landing images were faked... to get rid of the werewolves! Oh yeah and JFK and MLK Jr. were assassinated by space bears.

Something like that will turn them right off. Cross you off the list. And never come back.

Show threadMissConstrue

@Netraven Funny anecdote; on the whiteboard by my desk, I have: Short story idea: Werewolves in Space: The Moonless Planet

It's been there for awhile, I've never figured out the story. ;)

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