So, at work my workstation is an i7-14700K (we're a 100% Intel shop for...reasons? not my monkeys, not my circus on this one)
Turns out the mismatched cache sizes on Intel's b̴i̴g̴.̴L̴I̴T̴T̴L̴E̴ er, "P and E core" design cause GCC to fail to bootstrap itself
Cool and normal
