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#MovieThread VII: The Kino Awakens, Chapter Three — March Edition

From 2020 to 2025 I watched 2370 movies.
In 2026 so far I've watched another 70, for a total of 2440 movies.

This month:
* John McTiernan.
* Ninja Turtles, probably.

 Previous thread:

Starting John McTiernan, it's the movie "Nomadland" is not a sequel to, it's —

#71, or #2441, 1986's "Nomads."

It's the movie today best remembered for the "Seinfeld" episode of the same title where Elaine is the only person in town who hates it, leaving now for a screening of —

#72, or #2442, 1996's "The English Patient."

With this one I'm 8/10 for seeing this year's Best Picture nominees in the cinema, leaving now to go see —

#73, or #2443, 2026's "Sentimental Value."

With and after dinner, watched —

#74, or #2443, 2026 Netflix doc “Queen of Chess.”

Interesting story about a woman I knew nothing about. But it’s a shame it has to tell her story by focusing on her rivalry with a man. Do enjoy watching her crush these dudes, though, obviously.

As I understand it, this Brazilian Best Picture nominee is not about a secret agent, leaving now to go see —

#75, or #2445, 2026's "O Agente Secreto," or, "The Secret Agent."

It's the "Star Trek" movie that dares to ask, what if the "Star Trek" movies had a cast that actually liked being in the same room as each other, it's —

#76, or #2446, 1994's "Star Trek Generations."

#startrek #tng

The only one of this year's slate of Best Picture nominees I have to watch at home instead of in the cinema, it's —

#77, or #2447, 2025's "Train Dreams."

The conversation about this one has collapsed into "boy, they really whiffed it on this one," but that means there's a chance I can be contrarian just by having a good time, so, you know, still gotta see it, leaving now to go see —

#78, or #2448, 2026's "The Bride!"

Meant to go see this true story Tourette's drama before it became unexpectedly topical but never got around to it until what's probably the last screening, leaving now to go see —

#79, or #2449, 2026's "I Swear."

Yesterday was Pie Day. On a related note, it's —

#80, or #2450, 1999's "American Pie."

The Pursuit of Purple March? No. The Chase for Burnt Sienna November? Absolutely not. It's —

#81, or #2451, 1990 John McTiernan picture "The Hunt for Red October."

I guess Red October is a submarine.
Oh, it's Gates McFadden, Dr Crusher off TNG, as Mrs Jack Ryan. (And a young him from off 30ROCK as Jack Ryan.)
I assume Jack Ryan's one of those post-Indiana Jones professor heroes.
I know he's not Jack Reacher, because I had to look up which Jack R Tom Cruise played.
A lot going on here.
This is a movie that really, really, profoundly cares about, like, naval procedure and submarine logistics.
Tim Curry is here to play Guy Who Has To Accuse Connery of Something Without Saying It Out Loud. He sure does look like a guy who killed the political officer, because he killed the political officer.
They're all very stressed out about the Klingons' cloaking device— I mean, Red October's caterpillar drive.

The Americans have deduced Connery has gone rogue, and for what possible reason could a Soviet submarine captain possibly go rogue but to nuke America or its allies.

But Jack Ryan is the only guy in the room smart enough to remember Connery isn't Russian but Lithuanian, and for some reason this means he might be trying to defect to America instead.

Jack Ryan can't quite believe that the National Security Advisor is asking Jack Ryan to go do the Jack Ryan thing, because it's 1990 and he still has to take a moment to cross the threshold instead of just being launched over it like, say, Ethan Hunt.
Absolute murderers' row of a supporting cast, this. Sam Neill tenth billed. Courtney B. Vance thirteenth.

"And I will have a pickup truck. Or possibly even a... recreational vehicle."

the american dream

All this faffing about on submarines.
Finally, some inflatable rubber rescue boat action.
just two homies in their fishing submarine

It’s a tremendously well-made picture, and many of the ingredients here are things that should really add up to something I’d love, but it’s SO dense with naval and submarine procedure and lingo that it just becomes noise to my poor cartoonist’s brain.

Wanted to like it, didn’t quite connect to it.

@Alexis One of my favourite movies, actually. The submarine captains, especially the one playing Burt Mancuso of the USS Dallas, trained with actual sub captains to understand how it works.

It also shows the complete pointlessness of the cold war.

The origin of Jack Ryan is also portrayed here.

And finally, they killed Putin. He went after the US in real life for it.