Mastodawn

the only down-side to dice is you can't eat them. & if you could eat them, then you wouldn't be able to roll them anymore.

i see no way to reconcile this. it's just a flaw, on the part of dice and of the universe itself

consider: eating them is actually just using your body as an elaborate dice tower

@petrosophia @nash this is called shooting craps

Edible DND Dice: The Tastiest Way to Roll for Initiative

Harps Corp

@nash I think about this all the time

@Louisa every time I gaze upon the dice, I think it

@nash @Louisa getting a dice cup surgically added to my stomach so I can do the impossible.