crypto bros keep crypto broing:

Gamblers trying to win a bet on Polymarket are vowing to kill me if I don’t rewrite an Iran missile story

https://www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-trying-to-win-a-bet-on-polymarket-are-vowing-to-kill-me-if-i-dont-rewrite-an-iran-missile-story/

@davidgerard who could have seen this coming besides anyone with a partial bit of thought left.