crypto bros keep crypto broing:

Gamblers trying to win a bet on Polymarket are vowing to kill me if I don’t rewrite an Iran missile story

https://www.timesofisrael.com/gamblers-trying-to-win-a-bet-on-polymarket-are-vowing-to-kill-me-if-i-dont-rewrite-an-iran-missile-story/

@davidgerard JFC we live in the dumbest cyberpunk dystopia

We have for a while, but even I am sometimes shocked at how stupid it can get

Betting on missile strikes and death threats to reporters reporting on them - I swear if that had shown up in an 80s or 90s movie people would have rolled their eyes at how over the top dumb it was

@Jer @davidgerard It's like a discarded subplot from RoboCop, alongside Climbing For Dollars and the orbital laser platforms that killed off undesirable ex-presidents in a "testing mishap".
@davidgerard who could have seen this coming besides anyone with a partial bit of thought left.
@davidgerard sci-fi plot idea - rival hit squads and protection squads trying to make betting site predictions come true
@davidgerard Ed Zitron has said at least once that this shit will get people killed. He's right.
@davidgerard Crypto should just be banned as the violent-crime vector it is. Cocaine is an edgy habit by comparison.