Ich hab die letzten Tage keine Nachrichten gelesen, daher jetzt ein "the fucked-up news of the past few days, as told by a slightly hungover, aging communist fag"-đ§ľ
1. "Dt. Klimabilanz: Immerhin dem Wald geht's besser"đ¤Śââď¸
Wie ein Arzt, der sagt: "Sie haben Darmkrebs, aber ihr Schnupfen ist besser!"
https://taz.de/Deutsche-Klimabilanz/!6162459/
2. "Trump has expressed surprise that US allies in the Gulf have been targeted by Iran."
That headline made me snort with laughter, but there's also something serious in it: the Iranian regime sucks hard, but they did their prep-work for this catastrophe, and now have AGENCY.
Let's remember that.
https://dailypost.ng/2026/03/15/war-i-have-been-surprised-trump-opens-up-on-irans-strategy/
President of the United States of America Donald Trump has expressed surprise that US allies in the Gulf have been targeted by Iran. Trump described this as the 'biggest surprise of the whole thing.' Trump told NBC News that he is "surprised" that Iran has chosen to hit US allies in the Gulf in the
3. "US oil groups in line for $63bn windfall from Gulf war disruption".
That's the sort of thing that makes capitalism so amazingly resilient & powerful: no matter what happens, no matter how many thousands die, SOMEONE's gonna make a buck out of it.
Credit, where credit is due - literally.
https://www.ft.com/content/37d49e35-8d0e-4ea6-9db8-74183101f204
4. Endlich geht's mit dem #Klimaschutz - also dem strukturellen Umbau der dt. Wirtschaft hin zu einer nichtfossilen, nichtwachsenden KreislaufĂśkonomie - so richtig los!
"Klimawandel in den Alpen: Die Bereitschaft zum Nichtduschen wächst"
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https://taz.de/Klimawandel-in-den-Alpen/!6161712/
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