@cR0w "Look, in order to start this thermonuclear warhead, you gotta hit the prime button a few times and give it a good rip on the ol' pull cord. If it still don't start, fiddle with the choke a bit. Whatever you do, don't hit it with a hammer, don't wanna accidentally vaporize the wrong thing"

@cR0w Also this tracks from the country that nuked an area an hour outside of Las Vegas every week for a couple years

@huronbikes Also the same country where the "environmentalists" want to remove all the dams from the Columbia River in Washington. You know, the ones with super spicy soil at their bases from Hanford.

@cR0w oh right, there was a lot of factories that took spicy rocks and made spicier round those parts, wasn't there.

@huronbikes Yeah. It's a dirty area.

@cR0w No big deal, I'm sure it's fine, just like the waste site outside of St. Louis, the bricked reactor at Three Mile Island, and the exploded boiling water reactor buried then reburied in Idaho.

@huronbikes Just like TMI, I'm sure it'll be fine once it gets bought up by some tech company. 

@cR0w "AI will solve this"