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Totts
Hey Trump, why don't you get The Board of Peace to open up the Straits of Hormoz?
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AutistiCritic
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Because they couldn’t open a fucking umbrella between them? 🤨
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@Geri
Ive run out of oil for my board of cheese to make hummus.
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Stoneface Vimes
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@Geri
tee-hee
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Bwaz
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@Geri
Sorry, best we can do is give Donald a trophy.
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Kermode
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@Geri
Ha ha!
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