If I had a dog that shit itself as often as the Trump Administration, the merciful thing would be to put it down.
@gknauss I know a lady who will do that for you.

@dmoren I’d like to set up a time to have the President put to sleep.

I mean that in the farm-upstate sense, not in the cabinet-meeting sense.

@gknauss She's got a lot of time on her hands since getting fired.

@dmoren She’s not busy shielding the Americas?

(100% missed the dog-murder-lady reference the first time through. I blame a lack of sleep last night and that if I think about Noem in any capacity for more than a couple of seconds, I get this searing pain between my eyes.)

@dmoren @gknauss will admit, took me a second…