Can't guarantee I'll make it through this one. Hercules was kind of an exception to my typical "no period pieces/no Greek/roman stuff" rules #monsterdon

maybe dont go around announcing you're going to dethrone the king around a bunch of the kings men and whatnot #monsterdon

how come this dude is wearing a bag #monsterdon

dude you want to pick people based on how good of sailors they are not... whatever this is #monsterdon

the costume department is like "hmm what did ancient guys wear, probably like diapers and pillowcases" #monsterdon

what in the fuck is that. do not leave that animatronic snake babe on my ship #monsterdon

boat knowers of #monsterdon, is that sail what you'd be needing to go to the edge of the earth #monsterdon

just dessicate my ass on deck in my diaper #monsterdon

obviously when the giant statue comes alive and starts coming after you you just drop the god damn brooch pin and scram #monsterdon

of course! the giant statue is only held together by the diesel engine in its ankle!
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well now that the statue is dead, waste not want not, go and get your ass equipped with giant anal beads and whatever else was in there. the gods probably smile upon that kind of shit #monsterdon

i looked away for five seconds and now a bunch of demons have baited a blind guy into an open field torment sesh with a plate of grapes #monsterdon

was greek mythology concerned with sin? i didn't think it had like a set of commandments or the concept of sin #monsterdon