I shall never see,
a billboard lovely as a tree.
But unless the billboards fall,
I shall never see a tree at all.
Ogden Nash
I have a stupid, right wing associate who hates trees.
She destroyed a 200 year old tree in her yard to make room for a granny flat.
Sad.
She's also a Lesbian, which shook me up a little (naive summer child that I was), because I thought gay folk can't be conservative on the account of the cons wanting them DEAD 💀