Shinjius get thee into the Evageleus or Hercules will have to fight the Golem on his own.
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Talos needs an oil can taken to all his joints.
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RIP the Going Merry. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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How come the statue has a shorter skirt than anyone else?
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Talos is filled with Coolaid.
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RIP to Hercules's twink.
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Oh so Theseus's ship was named the Argo. I get it now.
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"Hercules has other movies to make. He stays here halfway into a movie that feels like it just started. Also you have used your last Benny. The GM can no longer help you solve the simple dungeon puzzle anymore."
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Harpies? Creepy or sexy? Let's let the monster fuckers on the audience decide..
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Gonna build a giant bird cage for the harpies? Why the xylophone in the music?
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I feel like I should be playing some Epic the Musical song in here with all the Gods shenanigans.
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Now a mutiny? Aboard this bountiful ship?
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More dancing? Well I guess the movie has been lacking in dancing for the last hour.
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Oh Colchis was a real place. It's over on the Black Sea.
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How can you have a throwing a goblet shot without the sound of a goblet clattering on the floor off camera??
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The fleece, "would you like to live deliciously?"
The hydra, "hisss hisss hisss hisssss hiss hisssss"
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A hydra killed WITHOUT FIRE? The heck? What kinda myth is this?
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"Come to me my children of the night! You have such beautiful music to make!"
"DOOT DA DOOT DOOT DOOT!!"
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Ancient Abraham Lincoln is like the anti tooth fairy.
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And so decades of skeleton warriors in movies, cartoons, and in toy form were birthed from this one scene.
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"Knocking 'em down is easy. It's getting them to stay down that's the problem."
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The end! Rather abruptly.
Next up on @miru it's the Beast from 20k Fathoms
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The Snacks From My 20 Paces Away Fridge
I have to get more carrots and juice.
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An arctic dinosaur? What like some kind of wooly tyrannosaurus?
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Is the Rhedosaurus the original big red dog of Kaiju? What color is the beast supposed to be?
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Nova Scotia mentioned. Right next to the comic pages.
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The Beast From 100 million Years Ago. Hmm needs work.
Wait it's a dinosaur that hibernates?
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Weed mentioned, kinda? Smoke Virginia Gold instead.
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Oh how I have missed you coffee on Monsterdon. Hercules never enjoyed a fresh cup of coffee. The heathen.
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Never got why Harryhausen went with such an outdated look for the monster in this movie. It's all splayed out like an iguana, not built like a real dinosaur. Even at the time this body plan was like 50 years out of date.
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"That's the one I picked :) "
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Okay they do name the beast's made up species. Rhedosaurus. I've forgotten most of this movie. Like how glacially it's paced.
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And now for the title scene from Ray Harryhausen's Ray Bradbury's The Fog Horn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fog_Horn
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*GASP* He's moving south! How could we have never figured that out?
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Rhedosaurus says ACAB. Well roars it with a mouthful of pig.
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Godzilla 1998 hiding in NYC again.
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He's just a big fat puppy. And he's lost.
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The Beast is packed full of ancient unknown unstoppable diseases!
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Typhoidasaurus Rex. Filled with so many bacteria and viruses fighting against each other it's immortal like Mr Burns.
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They brought him to Action Park? Well if we can get him on one of the rides that might kill it.
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