FirrI'm grabbing a sandwich and my phone kept complaining about "no nfc app installed" and for some reason the bottom of the table is plastered in NFC tags.
Huh.
Probably was from some kind of table service tracker they gave up on.
Kataze the Skunk 
@Firr I rewrote so many of these at the furry coffee meet back home that my friends abuse@ got an email lol