jonny#rootpost for #monsterdon
jonny (good kind)Can't guarantee I'll make it through this one. Hercules was kind of an exception to my typical "no period pieces/no Greek/roman stuff" rules #monsterdon
maybe dont go around announcing you're going to dethrone the king around a bunch of the kings men and whatnot #monsterdon
how come this dude is wearing a bag #monsterdon
dude you want to pick people based on how good of sailors they are not... whatever this is #monsterdon
the costume department is like "hmm what did ancient guys wear, probably like diapers and pillowcases" #monsterdon
what in the fuck is that. do not leave that animatronic snake babe on my ship #monsterdon
boat knowers of #monsterdon, is that sail what you'd be needing to go to the edge of the earth #monsterdon
just dessicate my ass on deck in my diaper #monsterdon
yeah see the risk of going around announcing that you're going to dethrone the king around the king's men is that you might actually be talking to the king himself
obviously when the giant statue comes alive and starts coming after you you just drop the god damn brooch pin and scram #monsterdon
of course! the giant statue is only held together by the diesel engine in its ankle!
#monsterdon
#monsterdon
Dan, the US is the threat!