Can't guarantee I'll make it through this one. Hercules was kind of an exception to my typical "no period pieces/no Greek/roman stuff" rules #monsterdon

maybe dont go around announcing you're going to dethrone the king around a bunch of the kings men and whatnot #monsterdon

how come this dude is wearing a bag #monsterdon

dude you want to pick people based on how good of sailors they are not... whatever this is #monsterdon

the costume department is like "hmm what did ancient guys wear, probably like diapers and pillowcases" #monsterdon

what in the fuck is that. do not leave that animatronic snake babe on my ship #monsterdon

boat knowers of #monsterdon, is that sail what you'd be needing to go to the edge of the earth #monsterdon