Harvey Sandstrom#monsterdon thread begins here. Unfortunately I've seen this one pretty recently, so it might be a short thread.
Continuity was done by Phylis Crocker, so if anybody's limp or beauty mark swaps sides, you know who to blame. #monsterdon
The film grain is strong with this one. #monsterdon
Horoscopes used to be really complicated. #monsterdon
I hate it when my soothsayer lets the main character go thereby making the entire story possible. #monsterdon
The first 20 minutes is all prophecies coming true. #monsterdon
Five shall be the number of the helping. And the number of the helping shall be five. Four shalt thou not help, neither help thou four, excepting that thoust then proceed to five. SIX IS RIGHT OUT.
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DUN DUN SANDALLLLLLLL #monsterdon
Hera should check her headgasket, looks like she's burning coolant. #monsterdon
I'm Jason, you might remember me from the title. #monsterdon
You heard there's a tree at the end of the world? Not to be confused with the restaurant at the end of the universe? #Monsterdon
Build a ship, and collect two of every, no no wait. Shit. How does it go again? #monsterdon
Check it out. I was Hermes all along. Pretty cool huh? #monsterdon
It is at least a half decent Mount Olympus set and matte painting. #Monsterdon
Hermes is like instacart but for unwitting mortals. #monsterdon
Hearts of men are known to be way more valuable than gold.
By weight.
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Oh and I invented the olympics to build a ship, bee tee dubs. #monsterdon
Content warning: The hercules in this movie is not a bodybuilder. #monsterdon
Discus?
No thanks I already ate.
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Content warning: Terrifying animated Hera figurehead incoming. #monsterdon
Is there any historical evidence for the rowing pacing drum trope or is just movie BS like vikings with horns on their helmets? #monsterdon
Avert your eyes. More Hera creepiness incoming. #Monsterdon sterdon
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