I've voted! It's the French municipal elections and the incumbent mayor has spaffed the budget on a tractor so he's got to go.
Great, the local newspaper has fallen over due to the horde of visitors looking for the municipal election results.
@davep the trick is to F5 so much that you overwhelm the error and skip ahead of people and magically get results, you should refresh it like lots and lots it's good for them I promiz 
@anthropy Well it's moved from the Cloudflare-specific 520 error to a 525 SSL handshake error. That's probably not going in the right direction.
@davep  don't worry it's meant to do that you need to press F5 some more

@anthropy Le Monde has the result.

On a gagné. Take that, profligate ex-mayor!

@davep You are no longer allowed to borrow the tractor.