i've spent all morning explaining the fediverse to a cute girl in the hopes that she starts using mastodon

this is who you fuckers have made me become

EDIT: SHE DID IT I DID IT PLEASE GO FOLLOW @annamam

@lety Lety Does Fediverse Evangelism

@lety

You're welcome.

@dlakelan I LEARNED IT FROM YOU 
@lety
But did you offer to install linux on her laptop... either for real or in a suggestive way involving lots of eyebrow movement?
@dlakelan you have me confused for whatever freak shit @JenJen gets up to
@lety endearing, so cute, can you explain fedi to me please? /j
@autisticplushy so you know email, right? It's like email but also not enough like email that any normal person has ever found the comparison helpful
@lety What is email? I only know chatgpt
@lety @autisticplushy This made me laugh out loud. It's true, and I always feel unhinged trying to explain it to anyone who isn't already here, even though it seems pretty simple to me as someone who uses it. I've successfully gotten a couple of people to join, so I hope she's soon posting with all the other weird nerds.
@lety but then she would be a fediverse user and undateable :/
@MLE_online she's already too attractive to be with me, i must taint her with the forbidden knowledge to knock her down a few pegs

@lety oh, it's like e-negging.

i should try getting hotties into socially unacceptable hobbies. it's a good strategy

@MLE_online @lety

I don't know. D&D used to be totally freakish and now we have people paying to watch actors play / do improv.

It could backfire and bringing in cool people could improve the social standing of the weird hobby.

@alienghic @lety D&D is still freakish. That people pay to watch others play it is just a sign that there are a lot of uncool people with money to waste
@alienghic @MLE_online I say this with all the love and respect for the lifestyle, but where do I find the non-freaky D&D campaigns lmao 

@lety @alienghic Let me know if you find one. I went to one, one time, and it was the most poorly socialized nerds with swords on their walls and glass display cases of figurines filling the house they shared.

The most interesting thing to happen that night was that their dog had an boner that it spent most of the time licking. I fell asleep at the table.

@lety @MLE_online

To be fair... I am a terrible judge of what's closer to mainstream....

but I was thinking of:

https://www.latimes.com/travel/story/2025-12-10/dungeons-dragons-twenty-sided-tavern

Hollywood's 'Dungeons & Dragons: The Twenty-Sided Tavern' gets it right

'Dungeons & Dragons: The Twenty-Sided Tavern' opens at Hollywood's Montalbán Theatre, bringing the tabletop RPG to life with audience participation.

Los Angeles Times
@alienghic @lety yea, that's not cool lol. It's extremely uncool

@MLE_online @lety

Dang... Crushing my dreams.

I'm going to have to something pathetic like clean my desk now.

@alienghic ok, but it's also uncool to care what other people think, so if you think that looks like fun, go enjoy it. who cares if it's uncool?

@MLE_online

Ah these social rules.... they are so confusing and ever shifting ;)

I do really need to clean my desk though. One of our cats is very into pacing around right now and my undealt with mail keeps falling over.

@alienghic @MLE_online lmao letting the record show that i have dozens of hours on peertube of me playing a solo rpg campaign alone in my bedroom

we can all be uncool together

@lety @MLE_online

Well I think that's neat thing to do with your time.

@lety I shall be wearing my new Mastodon t-shirt to a conference next weekend so this may also be my future… 🤷🏻
@lety I am so proud of you!
@lety hell yeah then you can read man pages together
@tunafishtiger the plural of man page is actually men page

@lety

Yeah, we fuckers. Now you a fucka too sucka. Being all respectful and explaining our ways to others.

A whole morning, huh/ Excellent.

@lety ah but to explain it to her this morning, she must have been with you all night, which means YAY 😁

@lety don’t worry, this is a surprisingly common Fedi user activity :P

I do it so often, actually, that i automated the process: http://bluepixelcomputing.com:8141/fedi/fediflyer.pdf

@lety @annamam Hi, welcome to Mastodon! Hope you love it here!
@lety Well, then. Ambassador Lety it is.