i've spent all morning explaining the fediverse to a cute girl in the hopes that she starts using mastodon

this is who you fuckers have made me become

EDIT: SHE DID IT I DID IT PLEASE GO FOLLOW @annamam

@lety but then she would be a fediverse user and undateable :/
@MLE_online she's already too attractive to be with me, i must taint her with the forbidden knowledge to knock her down a few pegs

@lety oh, it's like e-negging.

i should try getting hotties into socially unacceptable hobbies. it's a good strategy

@MLE_online @lety

I don't know. D&D used to be totally freakish and now we have people paying to watch actors play / do improv.

It could backfire and bringing in cool people could improve the social standing of the weird hobby.

@alienghic @MLE_online I say this with all the love and respect for the lifestyle, but where do I find the non-freaky D&D campaigns lmao 

@lety @alienghic Let me know if you find one. I went to one, one time, and it was the most poorly socialized nerds with swords on their walls and glass display cases of figurines filling the house they shared.

The most interesting thing to happen that night was that their dog had an boner that it spent most of the time licking. I fell asleep at the table.

@MLE_online 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣