Before I bother to pay these bills, what are the statistical chances that some Yahoo will launch nukes in the near future?
Zero
12.1%
Slight chance
29.5%
Moderate chance
23.5%
50/50
12.1%
Increased risk
10.6%
High risk
6.1%
Inevitable
6.1%
Poll ended at .

@kimlockhartga

With the King of Stupidity running faster and faster towards even more whacked-out stunts to keep his shenanigans from landing his neck under a blade... I'm right at the cusp of high risk and am leaning heavily into the "inevitable" column.

If anyone is capable of going to absolutely any length of uber-chaos to save himself, it's him.

WWIII isn't a 'concept of a plan' when you've got access to the button and you're desperate... it becomes the plan.

@lumiworx I actually looked up to see the point of no return in terms of initiating nuclear winter, due to the detonation of nuclear warheads, and it's somewhere around 100. There are at least 12,500 available that we know of.

@kimlockhartga

Holy hell. I never even considered those kinds of numbers.

Just the thought of firing one, to me, would be like striking the world's biggest war match. I'd think that would be more than enough to start the atomic dominoes falling from everywhere else.

Contemplating several or ten or a hundred or more... I can't fathom how cruel and evil that is in coming from another human being.