Julius Caesar: Is today KnifeCon or something?
@catsalad didn't Caesar give the keynote at that? I believe it was titled "Καὢ σύ, τέκνον"
@catsalad It was Boss Appreciation Day!  They bloody loved him to death. 
@catsalad 🎡 Go get your knife, go get your knife 🎡
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What if nobody stabbed Caesar and his torso just did that

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Maybe a nice salad for lunch 😁

@catsalad est hodie PugioCon an simile, Brute?