every year, I get an invitation to a Cornell “Distinguished Chair Holders Luncheon,” which I have never attended, but this is what I imagine it looks like

@adrian Well, is it a

(distinguished chair) holders luncheon
OR
distinguished (chair holders)
??

They are completely different!

@notypes all I know is that all my chairs are fully indistinguishable
@adrian i'm obsessed with this drawing
@chrisamaphone @adrian me too, i feel like the next level is like how do distinguished chairs put on pants?
@adrian At the luncheon, is there a speaker who holds the floor? 😁