ickplant8 characters? How about we make it 16?
humanIsn’t that a Star Trek character
edgemaster72But does it really whip the llama’s ass?
THIS ONE!!! This comment right here, PETA!!!
(Yes, I got the reference - now get offa my lawn!)
MentalEdge
Your safe word requires two factor authentication. I hope you kept your phone handy.
That or put a yubikey on your nipple ring.
Fun fact: I work in municipal government and they started making us use 2-factor that sent messages to our cell phones. That came back to bite us when we got an Open Records request that included a request for text messages between staff containing specific keywords. Employees who didn’t have a city-issued phone and hadn’t been using their personal phones for work got pretty upset when I had to take their phones and search their text histories.
And that’s how every remaining employee down to the guys running the lawnmowers in the parks department got a monthly phone stipend.
You mean “had been using their personal phones”? Or you had to take their personal phones regardless? In which case the phone stipend wouldn’t have mattered? Makes me think some people might just pocket the stipend and then be upset when the same thing happens again, so maybe you should just issue phones lol.
Lots of employees did keep the stipends as a pay bonus, but then it was on them if they used their personal phones for work and they got caught up in Open Records.
bampopI know I shouldn’t kink shame but the fold capturing that D ring is objectively disgusting
Oh…you said “fold”. Core memory triggered.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTkPiA9xdiE
Yeah… Grab my terryfold flaps Grab my flappy folds Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy flaps Hey, touch my foldy flaps Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy holds Grab my terry flaps In my terryfolds Grab my terry flaps You gotta touch 'em… my terryfolds Grab my terryfolds Touch my holdy flaps Take a big flap Take my foldy flaps (Aaah) My terryfolds (Aaah) My foldy holds (Oooh) And my terry flaps Gotta grab my terry flaps Grab my terry flaps Squeeze my holdy folds Hold my coldy folds Grab my foldy tolds Grab my terry flap holds Grab my terryfolds Hold my foldy folds Hold my terryfolds Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold? I got one right here (here) Grab my terry flap Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdy folds Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch! Suck my holdy flappy folds Lick my flappy foldy holds My terry flaps in your mouth Suck my flaps you piece of shit! Fuck you (fuck you) You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah) Hey, grab my terry flaps Gonna eat those toldy folds I gotta couple of terryfold flaps I got a flappy foldy flap I’m gonna go take you to food Gonna eat, then we’re going to the terryfold dance (dance) You and me We’re gonna go to the terryfold place It’s gonna be a night out Gonna have a real fancy time Hoo!
Terry Fold Flaps w/Lyrics (best version)
Better use a rotating OTP token MFA, too
is it based on int32 or int64 epoch time codes?
better be int64 or you’re in for a lashin.
Here i a save password feel free to use it. @F0#wvcQaVocoK^62
SeductiveTortoiseAll I see is ***, this must be some fedi security measure.
Meraxes5364-fragilistic3564-wuuthrad2837-ouiouibaguette6654
Wait I can see this in clear text, what does this look like to you guys?
A whole lot of *
Paraphrases are better
thenextguy“To be or whatever."
So they can be any characters? Can they all be from the same show?
gon [he]…the whip?
How different is it from the good ol hand? I’ve never been in relationships where we’d explore anything further
Is it more stingy or thuddy? The cables seem heavy enough for a lot of thud, are the sharp corners of the end connectors stingy?
The cables don’t really create that much sensation compared to the connectors. And the connectors really sting, but the sting comes a bit delayed and then ramps up
Probably not too hard to make - maybe I’ll hit the thrift store and see if I can get a friend to help me test it tonight…
Am I the only one having anxiety about the kinked bend?
kinky
What, getting anxious about the handle bend, but not the handle wrapping?
ChaoticNeutralCzech2 characters but they need to talk to each other and not about a man
Real men are far too hard to find, anyway. They’re mostly insecure AF children overcompensating for… things. It’s always the little things that fuck everything up.
Ok, so the safe word is 16, got it!
Capt. WolfFine…
S!xTe3N!
forestbeasts16 🙼🙼 16 🙼🙼 16
PatThe problem with doing the safeword like that is that it counterintuitively REDUCES entropy (you just use ! for the special character, first character’s uppercase, number at the end), and is so hard to remember it just goes on a Post-It. Get a couple dice and the EFF Large Wordlist. New Requirement: Safeword Must Have >80b Entropy.
I studied chemistry, to as far as I know entropy is measured in Joules per Kelvin… What is 80b entropy?
It’s basically randomness. 80 bits entropy. Something something powers of 2. Just check some chart someone made.
My underdeveloped brain racted badly to to to word “alphanumeric chatacter(s)”
The word “alphanumeric” isn’t in the post… That must be a very serious reaction
They never accepted the passwords because of that. One or more alphanumeric characters, I was sitting there thinking – what do you want from me, evil computer?
Evil KittyNcvsvjsxhvxs727£2
Violet, is that you?