JA Westenberg
Peter Thiel has spent $500 million trying to live forever and I’m just going to say it if he does, I don’t want to
Mar 14 at 9:30pmTypefully
Show threadMostlyTato6d ago
@Daojoan
What must be wrong with someone that they would wish to live forever? That strikes me as utterly horrific.
Show threadDudula the Dud6d ago
@Daojoan I hope his botox explodes.
Show threadChu 朱6d ago

@Daojoan

I've never prayed so hard to my patron saint Luigi.

Show threadDying World 🔥🌎🔥6d ago
@Daojoan I say let the man try as many experimental and untested medical treatments as he wants. The more the better even.
Show threadConspiracy of Cartographers6d ago
@Daojoan I’d love to see the look on his face the moment he realizes he’s about to die.
Show thread👁Pooka🫣Boo🫵6d ago
@Daojoan I'm sure a lot of people took his money...
Show threadHighlandLawyer6d ago
@Daojoan
He needs the Doctor...
"We wanted to live forever, so the Doctor made sure that we did."
https://youtu.be/k_vhLZOOnhQ?t=115
The Fury of the Time Lord | The Family of Blood (HD) | Doctor Who

YouTube
Show threadWideEyedCurious 🇺🇸 💙 🇺🇦 & 🇨🇦6d ago
@Daojoan He should ask for a refund then.
Show threadRaoulDuke6d ago
@Daojoan little boy blood is expensive
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀6d ago

@Daojoan

I suspect he will be dragged in front of a court before his time on Earth is through, though.

So much money wasted.

Show threadJay6d ago
@Daojoan Can’t wait until all these pukes upload their consciousness to the cloud so we can commit mass murder via spray bottle.
Show threadJim Jones6d ago
@Daojoan it is so pathetic. Death comes for us all. It is inevitable. Make peace with that fact and move on already.
Show threadAnn T. Phở6d ago
@Daojoan I can't begin to comprehend his wanting to live forever whilst deeply loathing himself.
Show threadHot Dog Water6d ago

@Daojoan

He appears about as healthy as a rummage sale cadaver. Good choices, waxy forever boy.

Show threadLog 🪵6d ago
@Daojoan If he succeeds at clinical immortality, all mementomorians are obligated to murder him. If he succeeds in true immortality, we are obligated to encase him in solid concrete or vitrified glass, or exile him to the Phantom Zone or closest equivalent.
Show threadain't Peter6d ago
Show threadFinitum6d ago
@Daojoan going to be super ironic when he gets leveled by a F150 driving on the wrong side of the road & that 500 million could've covered some basic infrastructure improvement that'd gone underfunded in no small part due to his republican dickery.
Show threadGordon Kerry6d ago
@Daojoan Doesn’t he claim to be a Christian? So should know that it’s kind of blasphemous?
Show threadBill Of Earth426d ago
@Daojoan "You fool! This day is your soul required of you."
Show threadZerodime4d ago
@Daojoan As with toxic fans, don't let them destroy something YOU have fun in!