I hate mowing the lawn so I scattered a bunch of seeds that strangle the grass. They unexpectedly flowered and now I get lots of butterflies and my neighbours don't.

@fesshole I mowed a frog once, entirely by accident.

I am now banned from mowing the lawn.

@TimWardCam @fesshole
I weed-whacked a snake by accident. Turns out they're pretty good at hiding in tall grassy weeds.

Now I'm the designated sole-lawncare-person.