Fesshole 🧻Not religious but my first job was at a Catholic school. At the end of a corridor was a large statue of Jesus with his arms outstretched. Too tempted I placed an enormous pair of gardening gloves on his hands, where they remained for a day. The kids got a bollocking. Sorry kids.
PersonImInternet@fesshole why was it considered that bad? Did they fear it would somehow hinder the holiness flowing through his hands, therefore making it less likely he'd turn a juice box into a wine box?