Not religious but my first job was at a Catholic school. At the end of a corridor was a large statue of Jesus with his arms outstretched. Too tempted I placed an enormous pair of gardening gloves on his hands, where they remained for a day. The kids got a bollocking. Sorry kids.
@fesshole Jesus did compare himself to the son of a vinedresser among other things so, not sacrilegious, at least not as much as making a graven image of the Son of God....