The Law of Diminishing Professionalism ЁЯУЙ
WeтАЩre told that every extra round of review polishes the work toward perfection. In reality, it usually polishes it toward parody.
By the seventh review, the human brain stops reading and starts hallucinating. The result? A masterpiece of unintended comedy that no autocorrect could ever dream of:
Draft 1: Dear Sir (Standard)
Draft 4: Dead Sir (The respect has officially died)
Draft 6: Massage me when available (HR has entered the chat)
Final Version: Breast regards (Signed with Freudian sincerity)
The more we try to "tighten" the prose, the more we loosen our grip on reality. Sometimes, the first draft is the only one where the sender is actually awake.
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Inspired from the video narration of (@minimeens) https://x.com/minimeens/status/2032699835581878486
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Deepak Kumar Vasudevan