「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)

So my mom and older brother is visiting China next month, for duration of 1 month... how do I enjoy their absense from home? Is there a "to do list"? Are there fun pranks I could set up?

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So my mom and older brother is visiting China next month, for duration of 1 month... how do I enjoy their absense from home? Is there a "to do list"? Are there fun pranks I could set up? - sh.itjust.works

So they got their passports and the visas thing… Unfortunately dad and grandma are still at home… so it’s not a true “home alone” thing… But like I feel like this is a once-in-a-life time thing… the last time my mom left for an extended period of time was back in 2017 when my maternal grandpa died and they did a attend a funeral type of thing… Any ideas? Ooh also I’m so curious to how my brother is gonna deal with the firewall thing. I was like: “So what VPN are you gonna use? Lol” like I’m honestly curious And he refused to answer… Okay I guess enjoy your firewall bro I asked them to make sure to get some photos for nostalgia purposes… hopefully I get some… my mom is so tech-illiterate idk if she even knows how to take photos Mom asked me if I wanna go… I don’t feel like it… wanna go to Canada instead tbh… I’m honestly curious how the border stuff will go… ahem orange-in-chief and all Anyone ever have family travel for an extended period of time and you have “more space” at home? What did you do? Did you miss them? How frequently did you contact them during the trip?

Mar 13 at 9:22pmWeb
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Show thread「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)Mar 13

FUCK. I don’t have a driver’s license… 🙃

They have 2 cars… I could be going around town for for fun… alone by myself…

Aaaaahhh I should’ve gotten a drivers license earlier.

I still need a doctor to sign the medical thing to even apply for a learner’s permit since I have depression and they don’t want me to “get distracted while driving” due to depression so I didn’t get a filled form… 🙃 fuck I hate this

While in his father’s Porsche 928,

Lmfao, my parents have Toyota RAV4s… eh I guess I can consider it the “budget” equivalent to the plot xD

I mean it looks cool enough IMO… I guess… 🤷‍♂️

Like you know how people on social media do “budget” version of movies in skits… xD

I could make a “budget” version of that film 🤣

Show threadℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠Mar 13

replace your brother’s mattress with empty cardboard boxes and remake the bed so it looks normal

he’s gonna come home tired from the trip and collapse onto the bed, it’ll crumple beneath him, hilarious

Show thread「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)Mar 13

His room is locked… plan foiled…

Honestly now I think about it… if I do a prank that much obvious… I’d get stabbed in my sleep.

I’m thinking of something much more subtle… something I can blame nature on… like maybe get a rat in the room under the door’s gap xD

“This is what you get for not letting the cat in there to help catch the mouse xD”