Spotted on Kew Terrace today, this has to be the most Glaswegian sign I've seen in a long time. If you woke up after a night out recently in bed with a hangover and more gnomes than usual, please return them to their rightful home.

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@thisismyglasgow

this reminds me of when my neighbor's junkie brother stole a (very heavy) stone buddha out of my fenced-in backyard.

i could just picture him pushing it around Baltimore city in a shopping cart, trying to find someone who'd give him 10 dollars for it

SMFH

@thisismyglasgow I've seen a photo diary of an abducted gnome who went on a round the world tour and ended up back home (before such a thing was easily faked with AI image generation).
@samueljohnson Yes, I've heard of that, too. I've also heard of lawn flamingos in the US doing that. 😀
@thisismyglasgow @samueljohnson I also recall it being a key part of the storyline in a movie...