All signs continue to point to an exceptional, long-duration, and record-breaking to (in some cases) record-shattering March heatwave initially centered across U.S. Southwest but expanding to much broader region next week. This is effectively a full-on summer heatwave in March.

@weatherwest

Yeah, it looks like a giant zit, doesn’t it?

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @weatherwest
I suspect it will feel more like being stuck in the devil's sweltering asshole 😔

@me_valentijn @weatherwest

Errr, can’t deny the truth of what you just put down there