LennartMar 13
John

Sam Altman: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

I see a future where I'm a beautiful, immortal winged Pegasus with a 12-inch dick and all of you have to buy me hamburgers.

These are equally plausible futures.

Mar 12 at 11:13pmWeb
Show threadAllanaMar 12
@johnzajac 😂
Show threadleberschnitzelMar 13
@johnzajac I mean you have a headstart with 2 of those
Show threadDamonHDMar 13
@johnzajac are you telling me that's not a minimum qualification to be a drag queen? So disappointed...
Show threadJWcph, Radicalized By DecencyMar 13
@johnzajac Except if you put "intelligence" in quotes. Remember, he does not give a single dusty fuck what's inside the package, just as long as he can force everyone to buy it "on a meter" forever.
Show threadAngus McIntyreMar 13
@johnzajac Your future sounds less absolutely hellish than his. What kind of hamburgers do Pegasi like to eat?
Show threadInc Hulk 🧪Mar 13

@johnzajac I thought Pegasus was for making into burgers, rather than it consuming them?

After all, when I get my Brexit unicorn, it will go straight into the freezer. The Brexit promise and the AI promise have a lot in common!

Show threadElricMar 13
@johnzajac Only one of those sounds dystopian.
Show threadFull Metal ArchaeopteryxMar 13
@johnzajac
I mean, obviously—You can't have a 12 inch dick, because that would be a foot
Show threadTeflonTrout  he/himMar 13
@DelilahTech @johnzajac
Show threadFull Metal ArchaeopteryxMar 13
@TeflonTrout
😱 😜
@johnzajac
Show threadHighlandLawyerMar 13
@johnzajac
Do you want brioche or seeded buns for those hamburgers?
Show threadRabbitMar 14
@johnzajac What a dystopic fucking vision even if it were achievable. "We've turned a basic human quality into something we can sell!"
Show threadSteve Karsch 🤘🏻Mar 14
@johnzajac @da_667 Here’s the future I see for chatgpt: resolving meaningless barguments…just like the rest of the internet is used for.
Show threadThe Return of KozeshiMar 14
@johnzajac
Incorrect. The latter is much more plausible if you want it to be. @vulpinelabs
Show threadFlittermouse 🎸🥁🎹🏳️‍⚧️🐩Mar 15
@johnzajac Only 12-inches?
Show threadFlittermouse 🎸🥁🎹🏳️‍⚧️🐩Mar 15
@johnzajac