“Zebedee, what have you done?”
Hooves dripping with crimson equine blood, Zebedee Zebra hunched over the body of Zelda Zebra, his ribs shaking with… laughter?
https://medium.com/prismnpen/the-zebra-did-it-with-zeal-a-queer-equine-murder-at-the-zoo-18376ca2133e?sk=78d7cf0e6177bd79a3a66bb300774109
