We have special knives for cutting breakfast rolls in our house

https://lemmy.world/post/44200573

What’s a breakfast roll?
You’d think that, but a breakfast roll is your morning poop
And that warrants its own knife?

Breakfast roll refers to both the food and the after event. Both need their own knife, but some use the same knife, a shared knife, if you will.

If you don’t know the poop knife story, here it is, archived off Reddit:

originalpoopknife.com/…/the-story-of-the-poop-kni…

Original Poop Knife Story

Original Poop Knife

I could have happily lived out the rest of my life in the ignorance I was accustomed too.

TIL American toilets have a much higher water line than the ones I’m used too. And some people need a poop knife.

No one has a poop knife.