This is - so wrong - on so many levels:

https://malus.sh/

> Clean Room as a Service
> Finally, liberation from open source license obligations.

What is wrong with these people?

> For the first time, a way to avoid giving that pesky credit to maintainers.

Oh no - somebody did something great, and you have to mention them? You already don't pay them, now you don't want to mention them?

MALUS - Clean Room as a Service | Liberation from Open Source Attribution

I can't even point out if it's a bad joke, or if it's for real...

@ligasser Pretty sure this is satire lol (check out the small text at the end of the page, and other hints/jokes scattered around the page)

Very good bait though, seeing as it's got most of fedi riled up.

@pavled let's hope you're right :) Yes, paying 50 cents for leftpad seems very funny, but in recent months reality overtook comedy...

Also, if you read the hackernews comments, it's really bad:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47350424

Malus – Clean Room as a Service | Hacker News

@ligasser Well, this specific instance is a joke, but there are also unironic attempts at doing this:

https://github.com/chardet/chardet/issues/327

So, yeah...

No right to relicense this project · Issue #327 · chardet/chardet

Hi, I'm Mark Pilgrim. You may remember me from such classics as "Dive Into Python" and "Universal Character Encoding Detector." I am the original author of chardet. First off, I would like to thank...

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@pavled Here is the FOSDEM talk

https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/SUVS7G-lets_end_open_source_together_with_this_one_simple_trick/

Really awesome - frightening - I'm in shock :)

And still not sure how much is a joke, and how much they think this is actually something somebody should / could be doing...

FOSDEM 2026 - Let's end open source together with this one simple trick