Dear Godzilla is Nothing but a Jumped-Up Iguana,

I KNOW IT'S YOU WHO WROTE THAT LETTER, GHIDORAH

IF YOU EVER GET TIRED OF WONDERING WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, HERE'S A DIFFERENT QUESTION FOR YOU TO MOUTH BREATHE OVER:

WHO HAS 3 HEADS AND WOULD STILL LOSE A BATTLE OF WITS TO A ROCK???

#godzilla