Mary-Beth! Grab the fryer!

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I had to look up deep fried butter. Some things are best left alone.
Deep fried Mars bars exist and are apparently decent. Do with that what you will
Scotland really enjoys deep frying literally everything, I’ve seen a deep fried pie once.
Deep fried pizza too, I’ve heard the cheaper the pizza the better it is when deepfried
Scots like to taunt Italians at football matches with that: “We’re gonna deeep fryyy your PIZZAS!!”