Trump leaned back in his chair and remarked: “You can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size.”

Like what? It’s not like anyone has any influence over their shoe size. How dumb do you have to be to think that shoe size makes any difference in a person’s life?

Shoe size does make a difference. Walk a mile in clown shoes and you’ll know what it’s like to be the sitting/always standing at weird angles president.