This just sounds like he purposely ordered his like 6 sizes bigger than everyone else’s and is flopping about in some Sideshow Bob ass monstrosities just to try and convince everyone he has a big dick.

Shoe size does make a difference. Walk a mile in clown shoes and you’ll know what it’s like to be the sitting/always standing at weird angles president.

I guarantee it boils down to “shoe size has a passing correlation to penis size”.

Remember it’s always a confession from him. So he’s screaming here that he wears shoes 4 sizes too large and has the inside modified to fit him. Because he has a weird little dink in his diaper.

Based on my son, who wears size 14 shoes, it correlates closely with hand size. I have no idea if it relates to anything else and I’m not going to ask.

Of course it’s well-known that Trump is sensitive about his tiny chubby hands, so he’s probably got the same neurosis about his feet.

As someone who has weirdly wide feet, shoe size can be rather important. While I have adapted by just wearing boots that only end up with the toe area being fucky I can imagine if you had even more non-standard feet it could be rather annoying. I wish cobblers were more common.

You can tell if a man is a clown by his shoe size.

The size of his feet. How much time he spends shoe shopping. A rough estimate of how likely he is to stub his toes. A general idea of how comfortable he is on stairs.

At least that’s my suspicion as a large footed woman with similarly gifted parents

I’ve learned that hand size is way more important.