One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"
@VoiceofDuum
Eventually there will be nuclear winter. Where will your precious solar power be then?
@aerofreak @VoiceofDuum Some people have always said that nuclear energy would make the energy crisis go away.
@ArtHarg @aerofreak @VoiceofDuum indeed, it would take away all our problems!